The Royal Throne

I was chatting to someone over msn just now, and eventually being blokes, the topic of conversation took a dive and turned to toilets. We were discussing the different types of toilets, with seat warmers etc, and the almighty Bidet came up. Anyway, freakishly i found this, the ultimate throne with bidet function. The site is self-explanatory. Its just that when i found the site, it was so hilarious, i had to share it with all..... (please note the catchcry at the end, in red)

Sometimes i'm so sick i scare myself. I apologise to all those who are offended. ;P